Things That My Dad Does

I will be the first to admit that I am a Daddy's Girl, however there are some things my Dad does which I just really don't understand. Such as;

• Hiding in the dark space by the front door and then jumping out whenever I (or anyone else) walks in the door.
  
• Chastising me for swearing when the above occurs.
• Gilbert & Sullivan - just don't ask
• Cheap bread. This is one of the worst, our freezer is full of 10p markdown loaves of bread which are still going to be half stale when they are defrosted.