Meme

Found and stole this meme from Goddy's site.

1. Name people who made you laugh yesterday? No one really, I was one my own most of the day and feeling a bit cheesed off.

2. What were you doing at 8 this morning? Sleeping

3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? Checking emails

4. What is something that happened to you in 1994? I started high school

5. What is the last thing you said aloud? Erm, not sure.

6. . How many different things did you drink today? Nothing so far. Will have juice with my brekkie in a bit.

7. What colour is your hairbrush? Black

8. What was the last thing you bought? A pair of cheap jogging pants I intend to return.

9.Who is your best friend? My sis, my mum or Gra if we are talking outside the family.

10.What colour is your front door? White and glass

11. Where do you keep your change? In my purse

12. What was the weather like today? Clear and mild.

13. What is the best ice-cream flavor? Anything involving chocolate

14. What is something you are excited about? Getting a new job and telling ASDA where they can shove their poxy job.

15. When was the last rainbow you saw? Not sure.

16. Do you have a sister? Yes, the infamous L.

17. Are you very random? Pretty random. Have a tendency to go off on tangents

18. Do you want to cut your hair? Not right now. Dye it maybe.

19. Are you over the age of 25? Nope. 24 next month though.

20. Do you talk a lot? Yes. Especially when I'm cross, which is most of the time at the moment.

21. Do you watch The OC? Not anymore.

22. Make up a question and answer it. Is it time for food? Definitely!!!

23. Do you know anyone called Steve? Yes

24. Are you ticklish? A little. Not saying where.

25. Are you typically a jealous person? Not really, I'm generally pleased when someone does well

26. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘A.’ Andy

27. Do you chew on your straw? No

28. What is the next concert you’re going to? I wanted to see Regina Spektor but her next Manchester date is this Thurs! Too late to organise that, so nothing at the mo.

29. Who is the coolest person in your life? Not sure I could narrow that down. I think all my friends and family are cool in their own way.

30. What is something you say a lot? Pile of shite.

31. What is the last thing you ate? A couple of Quality Street last night.

32. Have you seen the movie ‘Donnie Darko’? Yes. Mmmmmmm Jake Gyllenhaal

33. Do you have work tomorrow? No! Woo Hoo!

34. Is marriage in your future? Don't make me laugh

35. What should you be doing right now? Putting the washing out.

36. Do you have a nickname? Sessy and my Dad also calls me Effie or Efficacious.

37. are you a heavy sleeper? Yes, when I am sleeping. But I find it difficult to fall asleep.

38. When was the last time you used a skateboard? Don't think I ever have.

39. What is the best movie you’ve seen in the past two weeks? Watched Seven Brides for Seven Brothers yesterday, it was awesome! I also watched Doom. Which was....well, it was OK.

40. Are you currently depressed? A little.

Karma Sucks!

In a fitting end to a suitably shitty week, the universe decided to apparently throw me a little bit of good fortune before pulling the karma rug out from under me.

Whilst in work I put on a Hi-Vis jacket as I entered the warehouse. It was a big padded one for wearing in the freezer complete with pockets. Putting my hands in the pockets I discovered that one of the previous occupants of said jacket had stuffed a load of Dark Chocolate Lindor choccies in there.

Confectionary paydirt! Or so I thought.

All was well (or at least as 'well' as it can be when working for a supermarket) until I re-entered the warehouse and put on another jacket. This jacket was not fully of chocolatey delights, but instead covered in oil.

Meaning that I am now covered in oil. It is all over my uniform, my arms and my hands. And it will not come off.

Ha de fecking ha. The universe hates me.

More Snow Please!

Yes, I know that it causes chaos and is a royal pain in the rear for anyone travelling to work. This is my point.

I REALLY do not want to go to work!!!

More snow means I am justified in my skive. As when we had snow last year, lovely ASDA told my sis she had to walk to and from work from her boyfriend's house. Which is about TEN MILES away. Ten miles in the snow!!! Methinks no.

None of the managers will have bothered coming in, and there won't be any customers. So why should I bother?

So, more snow please!!!!!