Things I Have Learned The Hard Way

• If a half-kilo tin of dog food drops on your foot from about 3 feet it is not high enough to break any bones, but it will turn your foot an interesting shade of purple.

• Anyone who works in Personnel has deep abiding hatred of people.
  

• Obsessive skincare is expensive. But thank goodness for Clinque Bonus Time!

• I cannot keep my room in order for more than two days. I am the Queen of Chaotic Living Space!