Tuesday, January 30, 2007

America's Next Top Moron?

Don't get me wrong, I love ANTM. I think the photo shoots are great, it is just the contestants that enter which bug me.

Why on earth would you sign up to a modeling competition if you have religious/political views stating you think homosexuality is wrong and a sin.


HELLO!!!!!!!

What designer is going to want to work with someone who has problems accepting the lifestyles of a large number of people who work in the fashion industry? Erm, I think no one! Karl Lagerfeld might be a shit (IMHO, women are meant to have curves and fat is OK!!) but he has the right to share his life with whomever he chooses.

Why also would you want to be a model when you don't like the idea of getting your kit off in front of people?

I'm not talking about FHM style photos or anything like that, I agree that you need to be in a certain mindset to want to do that. But you could very well be asked to do a nude shoot (as they were on last nights show) and why was one girl sobbing that she might not have a home to go back to if she posed nude.

WTF? Your parents will throw you out for taking very tame pictures where nothing is on display while you were quite happy to pose in a bikini and heels the day before? I'm pretty sure your parents have been naked at some point in their lives, they conceived you didn't they?

Why the morale outrage about nakedness? You didn't emerge from your mother fully clothed you know. We all start life the same way. With no keks on!!!!!!

How would you cope at a fashion show where you have 30 seconds to strip off one outfit and get into another? Not very well methinks.

Yes, it frustrates the hell out of me but I will be watching next week. And probably laughing when one of the stupid bints gets reduced to tears. Hee hee!

2 Comments:

At 1:00 PM, Blogger Godzilla said...

I'm not very familiar with the show, but from what I've seen they all seem really shallow and totally self-centred.

Give me women with real curves anyday.

 
At 12:42 AM, Blogger SaneScientist said...

But you see, she doesn't want to be a model - she wants to be famous.

In the past few years there have been a number of surveys of kids asking them what they want to be when they grow up. Increasingly, the answer is "Famous". When asked what they would like to be famous for, they can't answer.

So what do you do? You enter Pop Idol. If that doesn't work, try "So you think you can dance". "America's Next Top Model". And if all else fails, steal the keys to Gran's house and invite David Dickinson round for a look in her attic.

Oh, yeah. Curves are good. Definately.

 

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