Children

I don't think of myself as a particularly maternal person. I don't want children when I get older.

Kids don't seem to realise this. They think I'm great fun. Truly bizarre.

There was a little boy this weekend in work who decided he was not going home to his parents and that he was going to stay in the shop with me. He called me 'The Lady' and was adament he was staying with 'The Lady'.

I had to tell him that he had to go home with his mummy as mine was waiting for me too. My mum was waiting for my shift to end and was watching the whole thing with great amusement.

Eventually he was convinced that going home was a good idea. But he did wave and blow me kisses all the way out of the shop. He really was too cute for words.