To The Dickhead Who Prank Called Me At Work....

How proud your parents must be that you spend your time ringing up shops at closing time to irritate their staff.

Do you really think that spending 10 minutes talking to me about 360s in a rubbish posh accent before yelling 'Fat Bitch' and hanging up is funny?

I can tell you honestly say that I've seen dogshit which is more amusing, you pathetic piece of chav trash.

I still get paid for talking to you plus it was your phonebill, so all I lost was 10 minutes of vaccuuming time. At least I don't have to live with the fact that this is about as good as it'll get for you.

You've peaked too early son, just like your dad.