A Selection Of Little Girlie Nightmares

• You go out to but a skirt, you only need (and have enough cash for one) but you see two you like. The only thing worse than trying on two skirts you like and have neither of them fit, is having both of them fit! Now you're really stuck.
  

• Having to make a database of what clothing size you are in every single shop you go into. As you are never the same size in two different shops. Usually you are not even the same size on the top and the bottom in the same shop.

• Sock marks. Nuff said.

• It doesn't matter when you plan a holiday or trip away, your monthly visitor will always conspire to arrive right in the middle of it.

• Having lovely long fingernails and then finding out you have 12,000 words worth of essays to write. Typing with talons is not easy.

• Having train conductors perv down your top when they check your ticket.

• Using hair straighteners is guaranteed to make it bucket down.