A Public Service Announcement for Women Drivers

Listen girls, we've got a bad enough rep when it comes to driving without some of you twits exacerbating things. So please note the following;

1) It's called a bus lane for a reason, if you aren't driving a double decker then stay the fuck out of there!

2) Rear view mirrors are useful for things other than checking out your make up. Like to see if there is anything behind you.

3) And finally, your hazard lights do not make your car either of the following;

a) invisible
b) small enough so others can squeeze around you when you park in the middle of the road to let the kids out (!!) or nip to the cash point.

While this may appear to be a betrayal of my sex, I cannot claim 'sisterhood' (god, I hate that term) with some moron who things bad driving is amusing endearing or her right as a woman. It's not. So, don't give anyone any more ammunition regarding female driving ability.

Here endeth the rant.