So Cold

I spent 10 hours in work on Sunday and when I got home at 9pm I found my Dad had taken the central heating system apart.

One of the pipes was leaking. Apparently.

Our house is cursed, you see. I'm not kidding. Any attempt at redecoration is doomed to be traumatic to all those involved.

So the new radiators in the hall have resolutely refused to do anything except leak water all over the carpet.

So I ate my tea last night whilst wearing my coat and hat, I'm so cold I'm not sure I'll ever be warm again.

I believe it is time to emigrate.