Things which are not a good idea

1. Pulling jammed paper out of the photocopier whilst wearing a white shirt and brown trousers. You WILL get toner all over you and have to go home in sub zero temperatures to change, as you have an important meeting that afternoon. Also, as you have yet to do the washing, you will have to change into a flimsy skirt and 12 denier tights. Buggeration!

2. Screaming 'I'm too young to die!' as your taxi driver nearly hits another driver on Park Lane. This may be an expected response but will undoubtedly drive the price of your ride up.

3. Drink a large glass of strong wine on an empty stomach after a long day at work, then go food shopping! The CRAP I have just bought!

Oh well, here's to the weekend!