How not to be elegant #4

A double whammy of inelegant klutziness this time folks!

Starting with me uncanny ability to fall UP stairs. Yes, hurrying out of a tube station this weekend, I slipped and fell flat on my face up the steps. Unfortunately, this is London so you have to recover quickly before people just start to walk on you.

After reaching my destination, The Bead Shop, I noticed a box containing exactly what I wanted. I leaned in to see how much the contents was, and simply by being in my orbit, the box slipped through the rack it was resting on, hit the floor with a loud bang and sent beads flying in all directions.

I turned a shade of red never seen before on a human being.

I am so poised.