Closer, but yet so far

My flatmate (the one who actually lives in the flat) works for Sky, and as such got free tickets to see the new Jude Law/Julia Roberts flick 'Closer' at the Sony Europe headquarters. Mint!

Free food and booze and a variety of odd types on show. Wanted to slap one girl, a mock-boho arty type who was prattling on to her bemused mate (with much cigarette waving) about how 'Establishment' a friend and her boyf were.

I fucking hate people who use the word 'Establishment' to describe someone who happens to be conservative. By the way love, wearing a beret and several floaty scarves does not make you 'Anti-Establishment'. It just makes you a twat who thinks middle class rebellion is SO NOW. *Rant ends*

Later on as I went back to the bar (free food and drink at this shindig dontcha know) a strange old man started talking to me, the conversation went approximately like this;

"Have you seen the first Fockers film?"

"Pardon?" *At this point all I can think is that either he is saying a rude word in a funny accent or there is a new film about WWI German fighter planes out.*

"The new Fockers film is screening now, you know with Ben Stiller."

"Oh! Meet the Parents!" *Now relieved that a new war film is NOT coming out, flatmate is German might be awkward*

"Yes, have you see it?"

"No, not a Ben Stiller fan." But he had walked away at this point and I was left looking like a fool. I skulked off with my wraps and Archers Aqua, whilst wanting to scream...

"I'm here under false pretenses! I'm a pharmacologist!"

But I digress, the film was (unexpectedly) very good. Not what I'd normally watch, but it was free.

Yesterday was a domestic day, I did washing, ironing, washing up and cleaned the bathroom. All whilst wearing 3 inch diamante studded stilletos. I am a domestic goddess.

Don't look at me like that, they needed breaking in.