Friday, July 30, 2004

Attack of the UBER MOTH!

As I was performing my nightly ablutions last night, a HUGE moth flew in through the bathroom window. This thing was absolutely MAH-HOOSIVE!! Anyone, who knows me will know that while I am not squeamish I am a total wuss when it comes to bugs or creepy crawlies.

I think that perhaps moths may be able to smell fear, as this one landed right on the wall by the door. Thus blocking my exit and trapping my by the sink. I decided to be patient and delay (at least for a minute) my screaming fit. So, I played it cool hoping the moth would move. The moth lost its nerve and flew to the ceiling at which point I ran out the door shrieking like all the fiends of hell were after me. (Yes, I really am 21. I fully admit to being pathetic).

Every done the Creepy Bug Dance? You know the one, you get the crawling sensation on your skin and precede to shimmy about and brush yourself off with your hands. My Dad was rather bemused by my rendition of the Creepy Bug Dance in the hallway of our house. He looked even more confused when I feebly tried to explain myself. I've a feeling I just gave him future ammunition with which to torment me. Dad finds it funny to chase me or my mum or sister through the house with whatever disgusting insect he has caught. We are all less than impressed by this behaviour, but he is out numbered 3 to 1 so he has to get his own back somehow I suppose.

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